Wednesday, July 21, 2010

If I Could Relive Any Day of My Life


If you have children near you, ask them to leave the room. I wish could go back to the day I first had sex. If I knew then what I know now, I'd make the guys wait. Once you give up the secret, the mystery is gone, and sometimes, so is the guy. I'm at the age now, and this may sound funny, but I understand why sex should be for procreation. It's fun, yeah, but once the feeling of euphoria is gone, you have to deal with each other as people. Too many dumb questions afterwards, example, "Did you c___? You know the question. What if you say "no?" "Did you like it?" UHHH.... And don't talk to me while we're at it. I'm busy!

So in my next life, I'm going to play hard to get.

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