Halloween - No Thanks!

Halloween

No. To me it is a waste of money, and I don't want to be anything else but myself. I understand the meaning of Halloween, which all the more reason, is why I don't observe it.

One Body Part I'd Change -My Stomach

My stomach area. One thing I swore is in my lifetime, I would never have a butt stomach. You know the kind. It looks like a butt, but it's in the front. Well, I am on my way. I think I am a prime candidate for liposuction, but I'll never do that. I wouldn't mind having the abdomen I had as a young woman. Had I known then what I know now, I wouldn't hate my body as much. I actually had the body that everyone desires now. So now, rather than having the "boom, boom" body of my past, I have the "blah, blah" body of a middle-aged, out of shape woman.

Now since March, I have lost about 16 pounds, but my problem is exercise. I know I need to do it, but...I know, no excuse. Do you see the braces on my feet in the picture? One would think, that is enough to get me to workout. But now that I really see myself, with my children, I've got to make a change. Not for my children, nor my husband, but for myself. I love who I am, as a person, but you wouldn't know it looking at me.

Me, Neighborly? It Depends.

Neighbors

Yes, and no. If you are loud, obnoxious, and a felon, you may not want to live next to me. I've had a couple of them. One had the F.B.I. and Metro-Dade police, raid their apartment, and arrested them. But not off of anything I knew of.

But, if I see someone that I deem as unfamiliar scoping your place, or I hear activity that does not sound right, like, I don't know, screaming, or "I'm gonna kill you," I've got your back. I always say hello when I see you. All I ask is that you be respectful of the noise and music. If you smoke pot, hey, I used to, but, I don't want to know you do, so smoke inside.

I have young children, so ultimately, my main concern is their safety. If I find you are infringing in their well being, we're going to have a problem. If you wake me up in the middle of the night, there is REALLY going to be a problem.

My One Day as a Celebrity - Bill Gates

Bill Gates at CES 2007

Bill Gates. The first thing I would do is actually look at my bank account for liquid assets.Then, I would buy property in one major city in each state. Then, make arrangements to build an apartment buildings with adjacent offices in each city, fully decorated and equipped with every necessary appliance and machines. Then I would send my minions to find 100 homeless people, and tell them they could live at the apartments, but they have two years two to acquire a job, but in the meantime, we would give them job, social, and life skills. Oh, and all of this, would be free. But once the two years is over, they must go out on their own, and make a life for themselves, so that someone else could come in and have a chance like they did. WHEW!!!